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Going Google, NANO Gdocs, Etc

2009-12-03T22:21:00.002-07:00

Two huge things are going on for me right.

First, the school district that I work for is "Going Google". This is pretty exciting stuff.

Second, I wrote a novel. OK, a novella. But it's rapidly growing into a full length novel. Well, it would be rapid, if I didn't have to contend with the technology.

What do I mean by that? The National Novel Writing Month contest specifies 50,000 words in a month. Which I did in Google Docs. Well, the first 46,000 were in Google Docs. Then, all of a sudden, my document was "too big" to be stored there.

Which is odd. Because a few days later, after copying and reformatting the whole thing into OpenOffice, then copy and pasting it back into Google Docs, it's now less than thirty percentof its original size?

That question mark there, which I placed to show my confusion, is because I wrote the thing in Google Docs. Obviously, the markup that Google Docs left me with bloated the hell out of my document. No problem, that's life. But, by now, I've mailed off a PDF of the rough draft to all my friends and family, exeedingly proud (or wasm that hubris?) of my accomplishment, as a shared PDF.

And now I have no way to update that PDF in Google Docs without sending out yet another shared document, this time with a cleaned up format and in document form. Madness.

Ah well, I'm sure my family and friends will understand. The devil is in the details. :)

Critical Analysis and You

2009-10-28T10:28:00.002-06:00

Statememt:
Our Powerschool server is slow to process attended.

Not a lot of information there, right? So based solely on that tidbit, what would you recommend as a solution?

Add another "node" to the app server, either an image or database server
Mess with the number of handlers issued by Tomcat
Fool with the Apache configuration
Reboot the server
Gather more data in order to narrow down where the performance bottleneck is before proceeding with any other step.

Some of us might consider the last option to be the only viable choice. Too bad Pearson support and our own DBA have instead recommended everything else on the list. :/

Future envy

2009-10-20T08:01:00.003-06:00

For the last two weeks, me and the Network Admin have been using the gmail end of Google Apps for Education. The "Create Event" feature in gmail, while not revolutionary, is a very nice incentive (if one is needed).

It seems like every day I'm confronted with multiple problems that I have an urge to answer with "Oh, when we Go Google, it'll be easy to make your own mail list that lives in the cloud" or "Oh, you won't have to worry about that document format once we Go Google."

More examples:

When we Go Google (shortened to "WWGG" from here on) you won't have to find a good way for students to save their work without losing it on a computer.
WWGG, your students' can work together on the same presentation, and then you can grade it; all in the same UI.
WWGG maintaining that group calendar will be a breeze.
WWGG sharing that data with support at That Company will be a snap with Google Sites.
WWGG it will be fun to watch the High School singing and dancing choir in Google Video
Instant chat with the district's support network will be so nice, WWGG (see what I didm there?)

And so on, and so on.

Except I can't say "When we Go Google" yet. Darn it. ;)

Uhm... OH HAI

2009-10-09T13:40:00.003-06:00

I am embarassed to say that this blog, like so many other crufty pieces on the web, slipped my mind.

However, the public school dsitrict in which I work is considering "Going Google". Our Network Administrator is considering retirement, and our State Government can't seem to get it's budget worked out.

With all that in mind, I may start using Lax Logoi, once again, as a thought dump.

Adhoc Party NOW? How about now? Now?

2009-03-16T14:22:00.001-06:00

I'm a new PSP owner. I've been enjoying the plethora of titles, but always look wistfully at titles like the Monster Hunter series or any of the great fighting games on the PSP, and wishing I knew about 10 more people that owned a PSP so I could use the adhoc multiplayer on it.

I was poking around one of the PSP news sites, when I noticed a very old article discussing "adhoc party" for the Japanese PSP going into beta last November.

Apparently, it's a service that uses your PS3's internet connection to connect an Internet server and create adhoc networks. A third party solution for this has been out for a while, but it's hackish and not free. A few other grumblings around the net have asked the question currently running through my head.

Why hasn't Sony brought this to the US, yet? It's a very odd decision, among a list of odd decisions that has plagued Sony's game products in the last few years. It often seems like the various divisons of Sony have almost no interdepertment communication. With new US titles coming out like Killzone 2, Resistance, Little Big Planet having portable versions for the PSP, and with all of these titles being fairly dependant on multiplayer, it would shock me if this wasn't something that has come up in discussion at Sony.

And yet, considering all the other decisions Sony has made in the last three years, it's not unrealistic to expect them to drop this ball as well. I still think Sony makes the best gaming hardware out there, and provide the most value for their products. But honestly, if they ever look at the Wii and wonder why a glorified nightlight with a tennis controller is #1 on the console sales charts, they have only to ask: how many of our products work together, and how easy is it for our customers to get together and play?

Cloning a Windows lab with Linux and Steadystate

2009-03-09T10:09:00.009-06:00

You want a lab for teaching or training that cannot easily be destroyed or
degraded by having so many users come and go on each machine. You have
less than 48 hours to set up the lab, each machine identical.First:
all the machines must have identical hardware. With disparate
hardware, this process will cause you some problems as the drivers
copied and loaded will not always be correct or usable on different
configurations for say, hard drive controllers.

Software you will need:

Windows Steadystate - Downloadable here.

A Linux System Rescue CD. Always use the newest version for support with newest hardware. Download here. You will need software (such as Totally Free Burner ) capable of burning an ISO image to a disk.

Newsid - tool for
changing the SID on a machine so that it does not collide with the
security credentials from another machine. Necessary because the
cloning process copies identical SIDs. Download here.

For best results always download the newest versions.First, set up your ideal lab computer. Be sure to install all the software you need, since this can save you a lot of time.

After your software is installed and configured as you like, thoroughly
defrag the computer. You can use the built in Windows defragger, but I
prefer IOBit's SmartDefrag.

Now, copy the Newsid executable to the C: drive of your "master" machine you have finished installing software onto.

Install Windows SteadyState. There are a lot of options here for various
functions and restrictions, but the one we are MOST interested in is
called "Disk Protection". If the machine fails to enable Disk
Protection, it may require you to reboot, and try again (the Disk
Protection drivers sometimes need a reboot to start working - or
sometimes just close SteadyState and reopen it).

Once Disk Protection is enabled, and you have chosen "Remove all changes at
restart" you will need to set up the Updates portion.

In the Steady State Admin console there is an option titled "Scheduled Software Updates". Click it, and configure Windows Updates on the left side to "Use
Windows SteadyState to automatically...". Select any security updates you may need (dependant on your AV solution, etc).

Now, SteadyState will download updates and reboot, retaining all
changes daily at the time you specifiy. This is important, because
without this feature, your computers would lose their domain status,
and could not apply Windows updates.

Reboot. Verify your changes. Once you have confirmed for yourself that SteadyState is working - by changing settings or files and rebooting to behold them
still in place and unchanged - you should set Steady State's Disk
Protection to "Retain All Changes Permanently". We will re enable the
protection after our work is done - as a final step.

Now we're ready to start cloning!

Put the System Rescuecd in the drive, and reboot the computer. If there is
a "boot menu" on the computer, activate it and choose to boot into the
USB/Removable CD/whatever looks like the CD to you. If you do not have
a boot menu, and the computer does not boot into the System Rescue CD
you may need to alter the BIOS on the computer to put booting into CD
before the hard drive in the boot order.

Once you get the boot prompt for the disk, you will need to boot the disk using the memory cache and DHCP options. The function keys (F2, F3, etc) will tell you
which options they are. For the current version of the system rescuecd
the boot options are:
rescuecd docache dodhcp
and ENTER.

You will see a command line, and some text when the machine finally boots into Linux.

Now it can get a little tricky. There are several options here. I will give you the best case and worst case scenarios:

Best case:
You have two hard drives on the computer, with Windows installed on the first one, and nothing installed on the second.

Worst case:
You have one hard drive, partitioned in one giant partition, running Windows (This is the typical configuration).

I will address the Worst case, and leave the best case as an exercise for the reader.

Because we have already enabled SteadyState we cannot split the partition of
the drive and store our image on the second partition. Therefore, the
entire copy has to be streamed to all the lab computers at once, and
they must be ready to capture and write the packets as they come.

This is definitely achievable.

Boot every lab computer using the system rescuecd.
At the boot prompt for the CD type:
rescuecd docache dodhcp

After each lab computer run this command after it boots:

udp-receiver --pipe "cat" | gzip -dc | dd of=/dev/sda

It will prompt you to "Push any key to begin receiving." Be careful not to do this until we are ready!
Once all of your clone targets are running, and waiting for your keypress, run this command on your "Master" machine;

dd if=/dev/sda|gzip -c | udp-sender --pipe "cat"

And then press a key to start the transfer.

Note that in both these cases I am assuming you have a SATA hard drive or PATA drive attached to a SATA controller. An older IDE hard drive might require you replace "/dev/sda" with "/dev/hda"
This could take a very long time. Depending one the speed of your network hardware and hard drives, as long as 12-13 hours or as little as 1.5 hours.

Once all the consoles tell you that the transfer has finished, you may reboot the computers. They should boot directly into Windows. Log in as a local Administrator account.
Start>Run>Newsid.exe
Answer Newsid's questions, telling it that you want a random SID and to change the name of the computer to (something appropriate for the lab computer) and that you would like it to automatically reboot when done.

Do this on all the clone targets. It will take a long time.

Once they have all rebooted, log in as a local Administrator account. Join the computer to a WORKGROUP called "NONE" or "BOGUS" or whatever you like. Then, without rebooting, join to the domain, enter domain admin's credentials when needed. Reboot as instrcuted after joining the Domain. Log in as a Domain Administrator. Set SteadyState's Disk Protection to "Remove all changes at Restart". Reboot, telling SteadyState to Save All Changes Then Reboot.

You're done!

Autologin is Stupid

2009-03-09T08:25:00.001-06:00

Just you know.... FYI. In case you were wondering. Yeah, sure, enable it for Grandma. Don't worry about the grandkids tottling into the computer chair and accidentally surfing porn on that web site full of pretty pictures (you know, MSN Live?). I'm sure it will be easy to explain later.

There's a particular product, written by a particular company, that does our Student Management. I don't want to attract undue attention here, but let's call it "Flowershmool" and point out that it was originally written to run on Mac hardware.

Anyway, at some point they ported it over to good ol' Windows (/gag) but failed to... pay any attention to how server services work in Windows.

You see, the product is not designed, out of the box, to run as a service, but rather as an autorun item on login.

I'll let you absorb that for a moment.

Pretty dumb, right?

With that in mind, the only way I could think of to keep this service up is to have an account autologin, and then lock the workstation on boot.

In case you ever need to do this stupid, stupid, stupid thing, here's the KB article:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/315231

And in case the article disappears, here's the gist:

Locate the following registry key:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon
Using your account name and password, double-click the DefaultUserName entry, type your user name, and then click OK.
Double-click the DefaultPassword entry, type your password under the value data box, and then click OK.

If there is no DefaultPassword value, create the value. To do this, follow these steps:
1. In Registry Editor, click Edit, click New, and then click String Value.
2. Type DefaultPassword as the value name, and then press ENTER.
3. Double-click the newly created key, and then type your password in the Value Data box.
If no DefaultPassword string is specified, Windows XP automatically changes the value of the AutoAdminLogon registry key from 1 (true) to 0 (false) to turn off the AutoAdminLogon feature.
Double-click the AutoAdminLogon entry, type 1 in the Value Data box, and then click OK.

If there is no AutoAdminLogon entry, create the entry. To do this, follow these steps:
1. In Registry Editor, click Edit, click New, and then click String Value.
2. Type AutoAdminLogon as the value name, and then press ENTER.
3. Double-click the newly created key, and then type 1 in the Value Data box.

Before you every do this to any computer, please ask yourself why. Then go have a beer. Then come back and ask yourself why again. If you still think you need it, god help you.

How To Keep Your Game From Being Traded In

2009-03-08T15:25:00.007-06:00

With Best Buy, Toys R Us, Gamefly, lots of Mom and Pop small town video stores and even Amazon getting into the used game market, game developers have to been getting nervous these days.

In these troubled times (drink), it's going to be hard to keep afloat if you make games for a living. Or, at least, it's going to be hard to beat your competition.

I'm not a game marketing expert. I'm not a game developer. I don't even work in the industry as a mail handler. I'm just a lifelong gamer with some observations to share with game makers in the wild.

When a game is bought retail, and then traded in to a store that deals in used games, there is a slight (but real) chance that a retail sale has just been eliminated from the market. Someone who wants to buy that game will be happy to pay a few less dollars and buy it used.

If you want to keep your games from being traded in, you're going to either need to provide increased value, or skip the brick and mortar sales altogether, a la Steam, the PSN, or Xbox Live markets.

As a consumer I will be much less likely to put down dollars on a PSN title than a hard copy of a game. I can't return it, and for some reason I lose my right of first sale with digital goods (no idea, but this isn't the post that discusses that). So I wait. I hem, I haw, I hesitate and procrastinate, because I'm nervous that my money will not be well spent. The harder things get economically, the less likely I will be to spend that money. If the digital copy costs the same as the hard copy, or as a hard copy, I am psychologically locked out of spending that cash. Yes, it's handy to get a direct download. But since I'm losing right of first sale, and I can't return the goods if I despise them, you're asking me to take MORE risk, for the same money. Forget it.

So if you still want to release your goods on plastic and foil, how do you keep your game from being resold?

There's no need to reinvent the wheel. Take a look around and you can see which games are never sold used, or are sold for nearly same cost as they were new (thereby mitigating your loss of sales).

MMO's are a great example of this. Partly because they contain terms in their agreements that prevent the "account" linked to the game from being sold, and partly because by the time the user is done with the game, there's no market for the used disk. So, if you ignore the weird TOS that prevents you from selling your digital goods, there's a lot of added value for the user there. When they buy the game (and usually pay a monthly fee on top of that) they are satisfied to keep it around for a good part of the lifetime of the product. There are examples of this kind of thing that don't point to an MMO, per se. Look at Little Big Planet or Diablo II. Both of these products had an online/social component that kept the user playing the game long after the initial content was exhausted, and encouraged the user to keep the hard copy around. In Diablo's case, you can currently get a used copy for around $6 sans shipping. However, Blizzard (the game maker) has re-released this game with value added (expansions and so on) so many times, I can't imagine they've lost money here.

Another strategy to keeping your games off the used shelf is to provide so much content or replay value in the game that the user cannot are to part with it. I bought my PS2 copy of Disgaea used for $35 years after it was released and before it was reprinted. It still occupies a place of honor on my shelf, and very rarely I will still pull it out and mess around. Grand Theft Auto IV is one of the highest selling (in terms of cost) used games out there. It's over a year old on the PS3, and yet it still commands a used price close to the current retail price. Why is that? Replayability. The sandbox geniuses at Rockstar made a game that is hard to put down, and hard to give up.

Want to know what the cheapest used games are? Sports games and linear action games. And games full of bugs, of course. Fallout 3 on the PS3 is pretty cheap these days, and bound to get cheaper. The game has enough replay value, you'd think it would be rocking the same price as Oblivion was for years. Too bad the damn thing crashes, freezes, and frustrates you too much to keep playing it for long (on the PS3, anyway - Bethesda, get it together, please?).

Sports games and linear action games have this weird formula that makes them seem as easy to knock off as one more season of Threes Company. Anyone that buys one of these games knows they're going to burn through it in a few hours and then trade it in. These kinds of games that I don't even buy any more. I'd rather rent than spend even $5 on a crappy action title.

I'm not going to pain the whole action genre with that brush, but those and sports titles seem to be the most easily 'knocked out' these days. Couple that with the fact that %90 of video games based on movies (a highly reviled genre, for other reasons) are action and platformer titles, and you have your explanation.

Make deep, engaging, content filled games. Throw in some social networking or co-op multiplayer goodness for good measure.

Or you know. Make causal games and charge $5 for the digital download. But don't keep selling us piece of crap, 10 hour mindless games for $45 and then wonder why we don't want to pay for them brand new.

Startup Master makes Firefox Stop Puking on Master Password

2009-03-06T13:45:00.000-07:00

So, I have a Tab problem. While websurfing I am kleptonomaniacal about the site that I'm, on and only want to open windows in new tabs. I refuse to close the old tab until I am permenantly convinced that I no longer need the contents of that tab. I obsess over it. I often have the same 30ish tabs open for an entire week before restarting my browser.

BUT, when I do, or when the odd Flash site crashes Firefox, I get these annoy 19 popups for my Master Password (The "Security Device" prompts), and then our site's proxy auth prompts directly after that. If I'm not careful, and I somehow break the Feng Shui of my windowing system and the FF UI, the prompts mislayer and the invisble under-prompt refuses to give up the focus, causing me to often do 'killall -9 firefox;echo "WTF FF, DIAF"|cowsay'.

Enter this awesome addon.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/9808

This addon creates a single prompt before Firefox opens all your tabs, avoiding most of the mess. Huzzah! I had to create an addons.mozilla.org account to install this "experimental" addon, and I've only tested it once so, YMMV. For all I know, it's a trojan stealing all my passwords and important information.... OH crap....

<runs wireshark and watches traffic>

OK, so if it's a trojan, it's a damns sneaky one. Give it a shot. I'm sure the open source gurus out there have already looked at the totally exposed code, and would have pulled it if this was malware, right?

Right?.........

This blog is incredibly boring

2009-03-05T08:48:00.001-07:00

I was just going to pop out and look for a new and exciting theme for the blog. That's when it hit me. No amount of eye candy is going to make this a riveting read.

I'll look anyway. But don't expect it to be amazing. A fancy skin isn't going to make me an interesting person.

OR IS IT?!

Spring has Sprung

2009-03-05T08:22:00.000-07:00

I know that officially it's still not spring in New Mexico, but it sure feels like it is. With that in mind, I'm going to give the social network thing a try once again in 2009. I got my friendfeed all set up, Twitter wrangled, and my blog(s) in order.

It's been an interesting journey. I must have tried every social networking doodad and thingamajig out there over the last few years. But the thing is.... I hate people. OK, maybe hate isn't the right word. I...... eschew people. Machines are my friends.

I know, that makes me sound like a member of the Borg. But ask anyone off the very short list of people who get to know me and they'll tell you I'm not all Mr. Spock. It's just a lot of effort for me to connect to another human. I often wonder why. I wasn't isolated growing up, I have no obvious brain chemistry issues, there's no history of abuse or trama - I suppose I'm just misanthropic by nature.

Well, no more! I'm not re-activating my Facebook account, but I will play with all these other things and make some more cyberfriends. If nothing else, it will keep me entertained to try.

Wandering by

2007-10-01T13:11:00.003-06:00

I was reading an excellent blog today and remembered that I still had this thing open.

It would behoove me to try again. :)

altinity.org: Lessons in ... RSS

2007-05-17T10:11:00.000-06:00

altinity.org: Lessons in ... RSS

Very cool, and just what I was looking for. Thanks, guys!

....

Only I couldn't get it to work. It LOOKED like it might work. If I set the environment variables by hand and ran it, it generated the RSS.

But nothing I could do convinced nagios to set the variables (or rss-multiuser to see them)...

And frankly I've about had it with Nagios. Wish half the crap it was supposed to do would just work, without fiddling with a damn script for days on end.

The Continuing Saga

2007-05-13T16:01:00.000-06:00

Well, using gparted running on sysrescd.org's System Rescue CD (we're old friends) did a GREAT job of not only resizing my partition, but recovering around 40gb of unused space that was probablyh a result of my last Windows migration fiasco.

It's likely I saw that the drive was really 149gb but that Windows thought it was only 89gb and decided that if it was working, I would live with it.

Thanks, gparted, for giving me that space back! :)

Now, if only I could get a DVD burning software or command in Vista that would work, or at least not just hang indefinitely!

UPDATE: Bad blank DVD makes Vista hang, film at 11.

Of course, bad blank DVD probably makes any sane OS hang currently. I'll have to try it in K3b and see what happens. :)

Vista Killer

2007-05-13T12:54:00.000-06:00

I have a brand new PC. It's lovely. The hardware is sweet, and everything is the way I like it.

However, I only managed to procure a legal Windows license of Vista.

I imagined that Vista would give me some difficulties. It's still new, and I'm not as new as I used to be. But I chose to give it a shot, anyway. I assumed that I would have to learn it for the workplace, so it would not be time lost.

So after some trouble, I managed to get it installed and working.

Well working is certainly a relative term. I find Vista to be the most infuriating release from Microsoft yet.

Very few things work as you expect them to, and the cutting edge features that Vista supposedly brings to the table do not make up for it's brokenness elsewhere.

The number one problem? Lack of framerate in World of Warcraft.

That's right! I know many people have reported that WoW is unaffected in Vista, but I have not found this to be the case. Maybe they have a more appropriate amount of RAM than I do (I only have 1gb). Maybe they have far superior video cards. Maybe they can fly and shoot milk from their armpits - it doesn't matter to me.

What matters to me is that I spend most of the time on my home PC surfing the web, and playing WoW. And Vista is not satisfying that need.

At the writing of this post I'm using Torrent for one of it's more legitimate purposes. I'm downloading the AMD64 and x386 DVD versions of Ubuntu 7.

I'm going to see if WINE runs WoW better than Vista.

Bet you five bucks!

...

Yeah, it does run WoW better than Vista.

Unfortunately, the punks at Ventrilo are rooster-blocking a Linux native client of Vent, and Vent doesn't work all that well in Wine despite reports (aoss does not allow multi-access to sound card, etc).

Wishing the guild used Teamspeak. Rapidly becoming a non-fan of Ventrilo. Forced to play on Windows "Good luck with that" Vista.

Hello Joomla, Goodbye Plone

2007-05-11T09:24:00.000-06:00

Our network has begun the upgrades from Sarge to Etch.

Last week, I spent a good deal of time fighting with Proftpd on a couple of servers after the upgrade, and this week it looks like I will be spending time on a lot of other packages.

However, I do not needlessly blamed Debian for these failures to upgrade. I blame the package developers, and sometimes the software itself.

Take Plone, for example. Supposedly a powerful and robust CMS based on Zope, which is a python web application server famework.

At the end of the day all the text above translated into "Some crap you don't understand, have no time to fully comprehend, and will crash miserably on upgrade".

Don't get my wrong, I've hacked a bit of python in my day - but Plone/Zope are just too complex for our needs.

So hello, migration to Joomla!

We started by installing the software, obviously enough. The LAMP model of installaiton is usually pretty easy, and Joomla's web-based configurator (hehe) makes it even easier.

After reviewing the security best-practices and putting a couple of them into play (.htaccess in root, http-auth on ldap directory, php-globals off, etc), it was time to find a template!

The guys over at www.joomlashack.com have an AWESOME set of templates that make great use of the Extended Menu module for Joomla. I purchased (that's right, actually paid for) the template my WoW guild's website uses from them, and thought I'd check out what they had to offer.

As it turns out, they have an excellent free template for education and goverment web sites.

Awesome! :)

Let the web fiddling begin!

New Hotness has arrived!

2007-05-08T14:26:00.001-06:00

Fedex reports that my new PC is sitting in boxes at my home.

I can't wait!

How to recover from a stupid Sysadmin

2007-05-07T22:19:00.000-06:00

So there I was, in a hurry to install wowroster's new software right before a raid with my World of Warcraft guild.

And one bit of it required php4-curl.

So I bravely attempted to install it (real quick. hah!).

It required a whole slew of updates. That's what I get for not keeping on track of needed packages.

So i figure, 'what the hell' and start the process.

And the raid draws closer. And someone is sending me screenshots with DKP expenditures in them. And someone wants to know if there's room for them. And someone needs me to go and look at their new outfit.

And the updates are getting there... getting there...

It's 10 minutes until the raid and the updates are almost done. There are some prompts "Are you sure? Are you sure? WARNING!". But I'm in a hurry. So Yes. Yes.

BANG. Broken glibc.

Argh!

So here's what you do in this situation.

Step One: Go to your raid and One-Shot Moroes. Get teh epix for your friend the rogue, and take a strong stab at Romulo and Juilienne.

Step Two: Duck out early (9pm or so).

Step Three: Call the server's caretaker (or get them in a Vent channel) and walk them through these steps.

Download and burn a copy of the System Rescue CD. sysresccd.org
Boot from it, and at the prompt
```
ifconfig eth0 [IP ADDRESS]
```
next,
```
ip route add default via [GATEWAY IP]
```
next,
```
passwd
```
And change the root password to something
next
```
/etc/init.d/ssh start
```

And then the idiot sysadmin that broke it in the first place can fix it!

Like so:

Log in via ssh w/password set by generous and kind custodian you do not deserve to lick the boots of
Mount the root partition (and /usr, /lib, whatever else you need for the system to run) in /mnt/temp1
On another, working Debian box, download and use dpkg -x to extract a version of glibc from packages.debian.org. Pick either the version you HAD or the version you WANT. One will work, and one won't, it's sort of up to you which disappointment you want first. ;)
scp -r the files into your mounted FS
chroot into your mounted file system and begin reinstalling packages using apt-get until things either break or work better.

MSI - please get out the software business

2007-05-05T21:49:00.000-06:00

I spent a wonderful, hairy, preposterous 3 hours tonight.

Why? MSI's "LiveF***date".

I mean, FUpdate. Of course.

Scenario: Strange things are afoot with brand new hardware. Strange latency on screen updates in 3D games, odd pauses during web browsing and the occasional random 0x00000009c blue screen.

These things encouraged me to make sure all of the hardware drivers were up to date. So I visit MSI's website (who make the mainboard).

Much to my surprise certain files are only available via their "LiveUpdate" services.

And I use the word "services" losely.

I install the web version of the software, and it tells me there is a much more recent BIOS for the board. I nervously click the "Update" button thinking 'Hey, it's probably OK. You've updated the BIOS in Windows on lots of computers.'

After a looooonnnngggg wait, the "Winflash" utility spits out a "checksum verify failed!" and I am left 'holding the cursor' - as it were.

So I do what any slightly manic person would do at this point and try it again, and again. And again.

I'm fairly certain that if I reboot the machine at this point - it will fail to boot.

I was correct. And it did. Fail, that is.

Now, what I really should have done at this point was bust-out with a floppy drive ("G!") and plug it in to another computer (which has an identical board), make the DOS image, and flash the BIOS that way.

Instead I got all clever-like and booted the other computer, removed the CMOS and threw it in the broken machine. After that booted, I swapped the chips back and attempted to flash again. And again. And again.

My god, how stupid can one person get?!

In the end, I did what I should have done in the first place, and flashed via floppy.

MSI, please remove BIOS updates from LiveUpdate. Or, better yet, just get rid of LiveUpdate and let us get our drivers via good-ol-reliable ftp.

Oh, and those wierd problems? They went away. I'm guessing they may have been caused by a lose and dangling 12v + wire that was meant to panel the case front-panel light display.

Oy.

Penny Arcade! - The Broodax Imperiate

2007-05-04T09:13:00.000-06:00

Penny Arcade! - The Broodax Imperiate

This comic has placed Penny Arcade into the "pure freaking genius" category for me.

I have laughed loudly at many a Penny Arcade, as have trillions, or perhaps sesquiquintillions of other internet waifs, but this morning the last line of this strip almost caused my head to explode (literally - because I was holding it in so my co-worker wouldn't ask me what was so funny) with mirth.

GG, guys. GG

New Hotness!

2007-05-04T08:14:00.000-06:00

I ordered my new computer this morning!

I'm rather excited!

MSI K8N NEO3 mainboard, 450W power supply, Athlon 64 3000+, and many other interesting toys.

This shall be the best PC I've ever owned. Pretty spiff.

Of course, our finances are exactly up to the burden (around $232 all told, thank you geeks.com!) but it shouldn't be catastrophic.

And it will cause a lot less drama than me and the child sharing a PC for another month!

I'll go ahead and review the components here when they arrive. With Google's help, it might help someone else make a decision when they're looking to buy any of this stuff.

The Number

2007-05-03T07:43:00.000-06:00

The recent controversy over "The Number" used to decrypt HD-DVD on digg.com really illuminates some interesting gaps in the 'public's mindset.

The hundreds of folks who spammed 'the number' over and over again on digg's site may or may not have been consciously aware of their belief, but it was acted out and illustrated in an undeniable way.

Information wants to be free. Ideas cannot be owned, and a government enforced monopoly on thought is doomed to the same corruption and failure as any other outmoded archaic system of oppression.

Try to cage an idea; it will slip out through the bars. You cannot put a fence around it, you cannot hang a sign on it and you cannot leash it in.

Ideas are not owned. Not yet, anyway.

I'm sure there are some technology moguls and privileged politicians out there who would be more than happy to hardwire everyones' brains with DRM, given the opportunity.

I'm Going Out For a Walk. I may be... some time.

2007-05-02T07:50:00.000-06:00

Day two of sharing my daughter's computer. Mine will be replaced in a week or two, and my child is kind enough to allow me to use hers for 5 out of seven days each week.

Sometimes I wonder how such a kind and selfless child could be born to, and raised by two very selfish and oblivious people.

Obviously, I do not have all the data, but my current perception is that neither nature nor nurture have shaped the Midget into what she is - she has shaped herself.

Or perhaps reincarnation is fact, and Ghandi's spirit lives in her. Regardless, she is certainly a joy to be around, and I don't expect that to change for at least another year (when Middle School syndrome will set in, and her snottiness will know no bounds, from all accounts).

Thinking Wide and Filthy

2007-05-01T14:26:00.000-06:00

I've been something of an introvert most of my life. I've always considered it a gift and a curse. But I've noticed that as I get older, my thoughts and emotions begin to spread outward from my mental fortifications.

I find myself more willing to share my thoughts with others, and I find it easier to dismiss introspection when I feel like it's getting in the way of a goal or activity.

I can't remember exactly when this started, but I feel like it was a moment of adversity. Something happened to me that forced me to deal with the outside at least as much as what went on behind the thick bone in my skull; and I enjoyed the feeling of success when that had results for me different my usual internal diatribe.

It could have been my first real job. The one I was excited to visit, not some boring wage task. It may have been a particularly painful dental procedure, or an awkward social situation when I was in vocational school. I truly don't remember the epiphany, but it must have happened. There must have been a 'tipping point' when I realized how this worked.

This blog is an attempt to recapture at least part of the intense self criticism and mulling that I always enjoyed in my childhood.